Sellf Help Lyrics Offbeat

Sellf Help Lyrics

Verse 1:

Greetings my friend, do you feel stressed?
Are you stuck in a job that you hate, do you wanna be rich and taste success?
Do you wanna lose weight? Do you wanna feel sexy?
Or maybe there’s something you can’t put your finger on but it still makes you feel empty
Whatever the problem – I can repair it
Coz I’ve got the answer – and I’m willing to share it
And before you ask, no it’s not drugs, booze or even religion
And this is way more effective than any of those at relieving your symptoms
I’ve developed a system – for achieving your dreams
By unleashing the power inside your mind, the likes of which have never been seen
And the best part is – anybody can use it
And you don’t even need to believe that it works coz it’s been scientifically proven
The question is – are you ready to change?
Are you willing to do whatever it takes to gain the life you desperately crave?
If the answer is yes – then I’ll hand you the key
Just enter your email address below to receive the first chapter for free

Chorus:

Come on everybody come and follow me
Coz I am the one that can set you free
And I know that it sounds to good to be true
But if I can do it, so can you

Verse 2:

Now you’ve read the first chapter, don’t you want the rest?
Of course it hasn’t begun working yet, it was only a taster what do you expect?
It was only intended to give you a look
If you wanna achieve the results that I’ve mentioned you need to purchase the rest of the book
How much does it cost? Well that’s a good question
It’s £50 but that’s a fraction of what you stand to get from the lessons
I’m talking unlimited wealth, I’m talking freedom from hardship
When you put it like that, does 50 quid really seem like that much to part with?
There’s even some free gifts – if you purchase it now
Some PDFs and MP3s with an RRP of five hundred pounds
You’re still not sure? (Damn!) What more do you need?
What if I said you could try it risk-free with 100% money back guarantee?
I know it’s expensive, but isn’t it worth it?
Didn’t you say you’d do whatever it takes? Come on, don’t you think you deserve this?
You’re finally convinced? (Great!) Now you just need to pay
So enter your credit card details and you can start changing your life today

Chorus:

Come on everybody come and follow me
Coz I am the one that can set you free
And I know that it sounds to good to be true
But if I can do it, so can you

Verse 3:

So now that you’ve finished – don’t you feel inspired?
Don’t you feel equipped with the skills to build the life that you’ve always desired?
What do you mean “No”? What do you mean “It’s not true”?
My system is perfect, so if it’s not working it must mean there’s something that’s wrong with you
Have you read the reviews, have you seen what they say?
Like one lucky guy who was contacted by a Nigerian prince the very next day
I still use it – and it’s made me a mint
I used to be broke ’til I came up with this, and look at me now I’m raking it in!
Who you calling a con man? Who you calling a liar?
I know you want your money refunded but that guarantee has sadly expired…
It’s all in the small print – you should have paid more attention
But if you’re interested in making your money back some other way then I’ve got a suggestion
For a small investment, you can become a tutor
And teach the system to even more victims, whoops I mean to “valued consumers”
And it doesn’t matter, that you didn’t succeed
Coz you know what they say, those who can do and those who can’t – teach.

Chorus:

Come on everybody come and follow me
Coz I am the one that can set you free
And I know that it sounds to good to be true
But if I can do it, so can you