Intro:<\/p>\n
This ones for the ladies
\nNow I know what you’re thinking
\nBut it’s not like that
\nSo before you jump to conclusions
\nHear me out\u2026<\/p>\n
Verse 1:<\/p>\n
The song that you’re about to hear is dedicated
\nTo the ladies to show you how much you’re appreciated
\nBut just so you know which ladies I mean
\nIt’s not the ones you see all day on the TV screen
\nNot the actresses and dancers and the models and the singers
\nWho put unnecessary pressure on you to be slimmer
\nI mean the real women, the ones with real figures
\nWho are proud of what they see when they’re looking in the mirror
\nCoz the image they portray in advertising
\nIs deliberately designed that way to make you buy things
\nThey make you feel bad for having cellulite
\nTake away your normal cola and sell you “Light”
\nBut real women have real shapes and curves
\nAnd eat real meals instead of picking at hors d’oeuvres
\nThey don’t think a burger is worse than committing murder
\nAnd they don’t think that ‘Carb’ is a four-letter word<\/p>\n
Chorus:<\/p>\n
To all the real women – this ones for you
\nAll the real women out there with bums and boobs
\nAll these fake little girls, you can keep them
\nCoz real women only appeal to real men<\/p>\n
Verse 2:<\/p>\n
Real women have real hobbies and interests
\nBeyond celebrities who have the bodies of insects
\nAnd obviously real women still like to shop
\nBut they don’t think Jimmy Choo and Kurt Geiger are gods
\nAnd they know when they go out on special occasions
\nIt’s sexier to leave some things to the imagination
\nThey’re able to take a photo without pouting
\nThey look good with makeup and still good without it
\nReal women read books instead of magazines
\nAnd would choose a paperback over Grazia and Heat
\nAnd not just on holiday but all year round
\nAnd before you ask, no 50 Shades doesn’t count!
\nReal women like real shows with real actors
\nLike Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad, not X-Factor
\nReal women like real music and not cheese
\nReal women like real rappers like Offbeat<\/p>\n
Chorus:<\/p>\n
To all the real women – this ones for you
\nAll the real women out there not obsessed with shoes
\nAll these fake little girls, you can keep them
\nCoz real women only appeal to real men<\/p>\n
Verse 3:<\/p>\n
Real women are capable of holding conversations
\nFor more than 5 minutes without losing concentration
\nThey don’t spend the whole time texting and tweeting
\nAnd when they meet their friends they say ‘Hi’ instead of screaming
\nReal women are comfortable with their sexuality
\nAnd don’t need a man just to satisfy their vanity
\nBut if she wants to take a guy back to her pad
\nHow come the guy is a hero but the girl is a slag?
\nThe only time I ever hear a song on the radio
\nThat mentions a girl’s brains are the ones about fellatio
\nI wanna hear a song on the DAB
\nThat puts PHDs above GHDs
\nBut til then I’ll continue to fight the corner
\nOf the mums and the sisters and the wives and the daughters
\nCoz they’re the ones who really make life worth living
\nAnd they’re the real reason why I love real women<\/p>\n
Chorus:<\/p>\n
Star to sing instead of Oli rapping this bit:<\/p>\n
To all the real women – this ones for you
\nAll the real women out there with high IQs
\nAll these fake little girls, you can keep them
\nCoz real women only appeal to real men<\/p>\n
Star to sing AND Oli rap this bit<\/p>\n
To all the real women – this ones for you
\nAll the real women out there with bums and boobs
\nAll the real women out there not obsessed with shoes
\nAnd all the real women out there with high IQs<\/p>\n
To all the real women – this one\u2019s for you
\nThe ones who don\u2019t let anybody ever tell you what to do
\nAll the big and the small ones, the young and the old ones
\nThe short and the tall ones – we love you too<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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