Verse 1:<\/p>\n
Greetings my friend, do you feel stressed?
\nAre you stuck in a job that you hate, do you wanna be rich and taste success?
\nDo you wanna lose weight? Do you wanna feel sexy?
\nOr maybe there’s something you can’t put your finger on but it still makes you feel empty?
\nWhatever the problem – I can repair it
\nCoz I’ve got the answer – and I’m willing to share it
\nAnd before you ask, no it’s not drugs, booze or even religion
\nAnd this is way more effective than any of those at relieving your symptoms
\nI’ve developed a system – for achieving your dreams
\nBy unleashing the power inside your mind, the likes of which have never been seen
\nAnd the best part is – anybody can use it
\n– and you don’t even need to believe that it works coz it’s been scientifically proven
\nThe question is – are you ready to change?
\nAre you willing to do whatever it takes to gain the life you desperately crave?
\nIf the answer is yes – then I’ll hand you the key
\nJust enter your email address below to receive the first chapter for free<\/p>\n
Chorus:<\/p>\n
Come on everybody come and follow me
\nCoz I am the one that can set you free
\nAnd I know that it sounds to good to be true
\nBut if I can do it, so can you<\/p>\n
Verse 2:<\/p>\n
Now you’ve read the first chapter, don’t you want the rest?
\nOf course it hasn’t begun working yet, it’s only a taster what do you expect?
\nIt was only intended, to give you a look
\nBut if you wanna achieve the results that I’ve mentioned you need to purchase the rest of the book
\nHow much does it cost? Well that’s a good question
\nIt’s \u00a350 but that’s a fraction of what you stand to get from the lessons
\nI’m talking unlimited wealth, I’m talking freedom from hardship
\nWhen you put it like that, does 50 quid really seem like that much to part with?
\nThere’s even some free gifts – if you purchase it now
\nSome additional books and MP3s with an RRP of five hundred pounds
\nYou’re still not sure? What more do you need?
\nWhat if I said you could try it risk-free with 100% money back guarantee?
\nI know it’s expensive, but isn’t it worth it?
\nDidn’t you say you’d do whatever it takes? Come on, don’t you think you deserve this?
\nYou’re finally convinced? Great! Now you just need to pay
\nSo enter your credit card details and you can start changing your life today<\/p>\n
Chorus:<\/p>\n
Come on everybody come and follow me
\nCoz I am the one that can set you free
\nAnd I know that it sounds to good to be true
\nBut if I can do it, so can you<\/p>\n
Verse 3:<\/p>\n
So now that you’ve finished – don’t you feel inspired?
\nDon’t you feel equipped with the skills to build the life that you’ve always desired?
\nWhat do you mean “No”? What do you mean it’s not true?
\nMy system is perfect, so if it’s not working it must mean there’s something that’s wrong with you
\nHave you seen the reviews, have you read what they say?
\nLike one lucky guy who was contacted by a Nigerian prince the very next day
\nI still use it – and it’s made me a mint
\nI used to be broke till I came up with this, and look at me now I’m raking it in!
\nWho you calling a con man? Who you calling a liar?
\nI know that you want your money refunded but that guarantee has sadly expired\u2026
\nIt’s all in the small print – you should have paid more attention
\nBut if you’re interested in making your money back some other way then I’ve got a suggestion
\nFor a small investment, you can become a tutor
\nAnd teach the system to even more victims, whoops I mean to “valued consumers”
\nAnd it doesn’t matter, that you didn’t succeed
\nCoz you know what they say, those who can do and those who can’t – teach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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