Chorus:<\/p>\n
Pain: My name\u2019s Pain
\nPleasure: And my name\u2019s Pleasure
\nPain: We hate each other but we go hand in hand together
\nPleasure: Total opposites even though we\u2019re twin brothers
\nPain: But you can\u2019t have one of us without the other<\/p>\n
Pleasure: My name\u2019s Pleasure
\nPain: And my name\u2019s Pain
\nPleasure: Two different sides of a coin that\u2019s the same
\nPain: You can\u2019t have him without me in the frame
\nBut you know what they say, no Pain no gain<\/p>\n
Verse 1:<\/p>\n
Pain:<\/p>\n
So you wanna lose some weight and you bought a gym pass
\nIt seemed like a great idea but that moment\u2019s since passed
\nCoz now it\u2019s Monday morning and your phone\u2019s buzzing
\nSo do us both a favour and just hit the snooze button <\/p>\n
Pleasure:<\/p>\n
Look I know right now it seems like the worst fate
\nBut try and remember why you signed up in the first place
\nYou\u2019ve got a goal that you want to achieve
\nSo on the count of three take off these sheets and jump to your feet<\/p>\n
Pain:<\/p>\n
Please, are you telling me you wanna leave this sweet bed
\nTo frequent a place full of meat heads who leak sweat?
\nJust go tomorrow instead, forget it all for now
\nEverybody knows it\u2019s only the thought that counts<\/p>\n
Pleasure:<\/p>\n
I promise if you go, in one hour\u2019s time
\nYou\u2019ll be wondering why you were putting up such a fight
\nOh, I was right? I know it\u2019s a sure thing
\nCoz have the same conversation every morning<\/p>\n
Chorus<\/p>\n
Verse 2:<\/p>\n
Pleasure:<\/p>\n
So now you\u2019re in a coffee shop, and opposite you spot
\nA hottie with a your favourite novel that she\u2019s flicking through a copy of
\n– Now obviously you want to try and find a way to talk
\nYou\u2019ve got the perfect opportunity so what you waiting for?<\/p>\n
Pain:<\/p>\n
Er, maybe the fact that she may think that you\u2019re crazy or
\n– Some sort of maniac stalker who likes to break the law?
\nNo normal dude chats to girls in broad day light
\nShe\u2019ll probably scream \u201cHelp! Someone save me from this strange guy!\u201d<\/p>\n
Pleasure:<\/p>\n
I think we both know that\u2019s an exaggeration
\nDismiss what this dude says it\u2019s just in your imagination
\nLook she\u2019s getting up to leave, you better start stepping fast
\n– It\u2019s not like anybody ever gets a Second Chance\u2026<\/p>\n
Pain:<\/p>\n
This is never gonna work but then that\u2019s nothing new
\nOh she went for it? Lucky you, it\u2019s probably just a fluke
\n– I\u2019m gonna leave but I\u2019ll be back soon believe me
\nCoz the more you want something then the more you\u2019re gonna see me<\/p>\n
Verse 3:<\/p>\n
Pleasure:<\/p>\n
So you wanna write a new song, great let\u2019s get it penned
\nMe and Creativity are the best of friends
\nYou know that it\u2019s your main passion and your calling in life
\nSo just get started and I\u2019m sure that you\u2019ll be scrawling all night<\/p>\n
Pain:<\/p>\n
But hasn\u2019t it been a while since you wrote your last song?
\nAren\u2019t you worried that the talent you had is all gone?
\nLet me give you some excuses to leave it a little longer
\nCoz every day you do that makes me a bit stronger<\/p>\n
Pleasure: But Pain, you need this guy to write raps
\nPain: Oh really Pleasure – please, explain to me why\u2019s that?<\/p>\n
Pleasure: <\/p>\n
Coz if you do succeed and convince him to quit
\nThen this whole tune and me and you will cease to exist
\nSo in the interest of survival I suggest
\nThat you show some more support, after all we\u2019re only guests<\/p>\n
Pain:<\/p>\n
Yes, I guess you\u2019re right this time but I\u2019ll be back\u2026
\nWaiting for you before you start your next track<\/p>\n
Chorus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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