Offbeat

Verse 1

You roll up to the club in a stretched out limousine
Designer clothes, tight shirt and skinny jeans
Haircut even you can’t take seriously
But everybody in there knows you’re a V.I.P
Sitting in the booth like a man of stature
Posing and pouting in front of the cameras
Spending a grand on a bottle of champers
You coulda bought for £10 at Asda
The only thing weaker than that’s the banter
With girls who’s skin looks the same as Fanta
You shoulda really come and spent the night with me
You woulda had more fun in the V.N.P

Chorus

Met some Very Nice People (Yeah man)
Some Very Very Very Nice People (You know it)
Won’t you meet the nicest people in your dreams

Met some Very Nice People
some Very Very Very Nice People
Won’t you meet the nicest people in your dreams (It’s all about the V.N.P)

Verse 2

I roll up to the club in a clapped out Uber
With half a pint that I smuggled out the boozer
Dressed in Primani shirt and jeans
Coz I don’t need brand names for my self esteem
There’s no red rope or table service
Or famous people the brainless worship
Just mates who came to have a great night out
Coz at the end of the day that’s what it’s all about
The music’s better and the drinks are cheap
So I hope by now you can clearly see
That it’s nice to be important, but I’m sure you’ll agree
It’s more important to be nice and a V.N.P

Chorus

Met some Very Nice People (Yeah man)
Some Very Very Very Nice People (You know it)
Won’t you meet the nicest people in your dreams

Met some Very Nice People
some Very Very Very Nice People
Won’t you meet the nicest people in your dreams (It’s all about the V.N.P)

Bridge

My night is better than yours
I said my night is better than yours
I said my night is better than yours
You can spend more money it’ll still be poor

Outro

Wolfang Lohr is a V.N.P
DJ Mibor is a V.N.P
Louis Armstrong was a V.N.P
And me Offbeat I’m a V.N.P

My Swinghopper team they’re all V.N.Ps
Sharleena Ray she’s a V.N.P
The P-Y-E is a V.N.P
Shout out to all of the V.N.Ps

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