Intro: YeahC’mon, c’mon…Ha ha… Verse 1 (Offbeat): We’ve been waiting for this decade for a hundred yearsBut now the 2020s are finally hereAnd while my, vision is clear my mission is clearerTo bring back the Jazz and Swing eraFellas I wanna see you dressing better than everAnd girls, put on your pearls and your tassels […]
Intro Cop: Wha’s going on here Elemental?Prof: Just the opening of a new teashop officerCop: I know there’s monkey business going on ‘ereProf: He’s an ape actually. And a damn fine waitress. Care for one of his creamy scones? Or an afternoon tea?Cop: I don’ buy it Elemental… I know you’re up to some’in’ and […]
Verse 1 We just came out of the hardest seasonThe last three months have been dark and freezingAll I’ve wanted to do is hide awayBecause I swear humans are supposed to hibernate“But Offbeat what about New Years Eve?”Well I guess that’s the one night I’m willing to leaveAnd pro-ceed to Party Like It’s the 20sThen […]
Verse 1 You roll up to the club in a stretched out limousineDesigner clothes, tight shirt and skinny jeansHaircut even you can’t take seriouslyBut everybody in there knows you’re a V.I.PSitting in the booth like a man of staturePosing and pouting in front of the camerasSpending a grand on a bottle of champersYou coulda bought […]
Intro Ugh. Here we go again… Verse 1 I wake up and I’m feeling exhaustedWent to bed at like 3 in the morningStayed awake just staring at my phoneShoulda put it down but couldn’t leave it aloneWasn’t even looking at anything decentJust scrolling aimlessly for no reasonI know I’ve only got myself to blameThe worst […]
Verse 1 Coming out my corner all guns blazingFoot in the door now I’m forcing my way inCause an affray when I walk on the stageThe performer that’s got Richard Dawkins prayingSources are saying you’re onto a winnerCat Jam and Offbeat, King of the SwingersSoon as we play we get grown men screamingLike they just […]
2020… We need to talk… This isn’t working out… Verse 1 You started out with so much promise when we met you on the Jan the 1stAnd sure we’ve had some rough years before, but hands down you’re the worstI can’t believe that I had the nerve to think that 2019 was badCoz compared to […]
Verse 1 I wake up one morning after a heavy night outDunno the time so grab my phone to find outI know that I’ve been sleeping in a deep stateBut even I’m surprised to find out that it’s been 3 days!Switch the news on and I’m shocked by what I seeA virus has hit – […]
Verse 1: January is the month we dedicate to fitness Coz everybody feels fat and guilty after Christmas – So we sell ‘em memberships to gyms and all the kit And they go once or twice but in a month’s time they all quit February is a month that’s wonderful for us Coz Valentines Day […]
Verse 1 Girl: Hey, can we talk a minute? Offbeat: Yeah what’s up? Girl: Um, just sit down a sec… We’ve been dating for a while now, a good six weeks or so And I wanna know where you think that this gonna go Offbeat: Yeah… I had a feeling that you might do I […]
